you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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