Where is the hickey?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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