So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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