You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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