$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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