East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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