Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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