out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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