I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i now understand why vodka
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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