we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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