Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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