we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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