I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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