Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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