God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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