Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize
