How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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