Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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