Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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