Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
