Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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