just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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