She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This is my gift to your gina
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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