i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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