i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize