I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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