so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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