we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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