Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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