I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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