You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I love having hate sex.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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