it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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