Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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