Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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