friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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