You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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