glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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