Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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