So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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