She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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