Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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