we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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