therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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