you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Randomize
