Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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