so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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