Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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