someone get that fucking seahorse.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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