He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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