Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You ruined the universe
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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