He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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