Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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